Thursday 26 March 2009

Taking a dive

"It's not Impossible! You're only saying that because nobody has ever done it before!"

One step I took was to draw up a wish list. This would then be a guide to the design of the boat. It also drew my attention to what I thought I wanted, but wasn't really bothered about after all, such as the bath. Any way the list is :
  • Will go anywhere. Technically this means 55, or 57 foot, however looking at various websites, 58'6" seems to be about right, so that is what I will go for.
  • Wet room rather than shower tray. Initially I thought that I would have liked a bath, however... They take a lot of water and a lot of room. I like a bath however, being 6'2" laid out, I also like a big bath, and I would rather 'spend' the room elsewhere in the boat. Remember that you are budgeting length when laying out a boat. We don't all spend all of our time in the bathroom. I have decided on the wet room approach because I find them far more pleasing than a shower cubicle.
  • Storage for everything. Whatever I can't store (and whatever I haven't used for the last year, brain excepted) is going on eBay. If it doesn't sell on eBay, it's going in the skip.
  • King sized bed. Well, I am having some luxuries.
  • Trad Stern. This gives me an "engine room" area for running the boat, and psychologically separates the living areas into a separate living area. If that doesn't make sense to you, don't worry, I am not sure it makes sense to me either. I won't miss the open rear deck of a cruiser, as I will have a forward lounge area and front deck for "entertaining".
  • Dining Area. I don't like eating with a plate on my knee. So we will have a dining table and seating, which can convert into a bed.
  • Optimal use of space. This is easier these days with flat screen TVs and miniature electronics. However a lot of planning will go into where to hide the hide-able bits (water tanks, etc) and maximise the storage areas.
  • A Kitchen (sorry, galley) built around me. I like to cook, but I like to be ordered in the kitchen. That is 'ordered' as in 'a tidy sort of organised' as opposed to 'ordered to cook the tea and cook it now'.
  • A nice comfortable settee that I can slob out on of an evening, and would turn into another double berth for guests.
  • A washing machine and possibly a tumble drier would be nice for our lovely summer weather.

I've also bought a new digital camera. Now all I need is something to photograph...

The name of the boat came about by listing names as i thought of them. It was then just a case of picking 1. The sequence of chosen names went something like this...

  • Plan B - Everybody should have a plan B
  • Fotheringay - Prison Castle and fantastic music by Sandy Denny.
  • Scylla - Look at Scylla and Charybdis in your classical mythology (between a rock and a hard place)
  • Hard Place - see above. Also a bit of a play with words on my name (which means 'the rock')
  • A Walk in the Rain - Loads of experience here.
  • Duck N Dive - Need I say more... Well, actually, yes. I am a scuba diver, and a brewer, and have run various bars, pubs beer tents and beer festivals in the past, and I like ducks, both as the most amazingly belligerent cute little animals and as crispy Chinese appetisers. I always said that if I won the lottery, I would buy a property in Grand Cayman (Which, incidentally, is tax free UK) and build a microbrewery/pub/restaurant/hotel on the beach with a jetty and scuba diving school (BSAC not PADI). I was going to call it the 'Duck and Dive'. I haven't won the lottery and it seems a shame to waste the name so....


Right, I'll drink to that. A vague plan and a good name. What can possibly go wrong...

Wednesday 25 March 2009

Plan B

"Abandon all hope (of sanity) all ye who enter here..."

Over the last XX years I have done lots of different things, lived lots of different places, and had (and lost) many different jobs. Having tried (and failed) to settle down over the last 18 years or so, I have decided that in order to preserve my insanity a few things have got to change.
I have always had an affinity to water, swimming, scuba diving, climbing waterfalls, etc. So, I decided that it would be interesting to build a canal boat to live on.
Well, having scoured t'internet for information, it seems that the done thing is to do a 'blog'. So here it is, entry #1. Not a right good entry yet as you have learned nowt about the boat, but have patience (or should that be patients?) at this stage you know as much about it as me. Allegedly I'm a quick learner though...